If you say you don’t like Friends, then you’re either a liar or have not watched it before and therefore your opinion is irrelevant. It’s just one of those series that you can watch from start to finish (literally all 10 seasons, 234 episodes), over and over again, without any of the jokes ever getting old.

Disclaimer: If you have not watched the series religiously and with complete dedication and commitment, then you might read some of these quotes and not understand anything, at all. In which case, we strongly advise that you begin binge-watching right away.

Quotes we LOVE:

“Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.” – Phoebe

“Do you ahve a plan?” “I don’t even have a ‘pla’.” – Phoebe

“Gum would be perfection.” – Chandler

“All right kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers… It doesn’t make much of a difference.” – Chandler (S1: The One With The Thumb)

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler (S8: The One With The Tea Leaves)


“Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey (S7: The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs)

“Paper! Snow! A ghost!” – Joey (S10: The One Where The Stripper Cries)


“Look at me! I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey (S3: The One Where No One’s Ready)

“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey (S10: The One With The Birth Mother)

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler (S6: The One With The Proposal)

“Pivot! PIVOT!” – Ross (S5: The One With The Cop)

“I’m fiiiiine.” – Ross (S10: The One Where Ross Is Fine)

“You’re over me? When were you… under me?” – Ross (S2: E7: The One Where Ross Finds Out)

“That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” – Joey


“She’s your lobster… C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws… See? He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe (S2: E14: The One with the Prom Video)

“He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!” – Phoebe (S2: The One With The List)

“Unagi.” – Ross

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!” – Ross (S3: E17: The One Without the Ski Trip)

“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel (S4: E1: The One With the Jellyfish)

“Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven!” – Monica (S4: E11: The One with Phoebe’s Uterus)


“How you doin’?” – Joey (S4: E13: The One With Rachel’s Crush)

“Sorry I’m late, but I left late.” – Rachel (S5: E9: The One With Ross’s Sandwich)

“But they don’t know that we know they know we know!” – Phoebe (S5: E: The One Where Everybody Finds Out)

“Tell him to email me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com!” – Chandler (S9: E6: The One With The Male Nanny)

“I got off the plane.” – Rachel (Season 10: Episode 17: The Last One)


Oh and let’s not forget the most memorably-annoying voice of them all…

“OH. MY. GOD.” Janice (every single episode, lol)

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